No, but it’s consistent

Back on deck soon. Meanwhile, I found the subtitles to my second favourite movie. Here is an extract (contiguous, from one scene). It’s accurate – the movie is just about as rational as this once you get sound and pictures:

Don’t nobody do nothing! – This is unheard of.
Throw down the case and the gun.
Don’t shoot me, I’m part Italian.
Button it!
Don’t kick those rocks, you Philistine!
Shut up!
Don’t you dare strike that brave, unbalanced woman!
Mister!
Grab his legs!
Give me that.
– Having fun? – I can’t find my rocks!
– Grab the cases. – Which ones?
All of them!
Don’t!
How many cases are there?
– I believe there’re four of them. – I’ve got three.
Wait a minute.
Stick them in here.
– How are your legs? – My legs?

4 thoughts on “No, but it’s consistent

  1. Oh this is deliciously fabulous! I just love that yummy creamy typing paper. You are brilliant! I so enjoyed reading your post! You have a wonderful sense of humor! This is great. Thanks so much for your wonderful comments left on my blog. Thanks for stopping by. Thanks so much again!!

  2. Yaaay! We all love What’s Up Doc.

    “You don’t wanna get married to someone who’s going to get old and wrinkled and flabby!”
    “Everybody gets old and wrinkled and flabby!”
    “In a week?”

  3. Vanessa Brantley and benconservato – thanks :)
    (It looks like the comments got misdirected again).

    Aimee – brilliance.

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