If you find you’re having more group meetings remotely, here are some etiquette tips from those days:
- Raising hand to ask a question/interjecting with a question –> “[own name] with a question!”
- Raising hand in response to a request by teacher –> “[Own name]!”
- Concluding a remark/answer –> “… [teacher’s name].”
(When I went to boarding school, I got laughed at for shouting “Katie with a question” with my hands neatly on my desktop, and for finishing my answers with the teacher’s name, as in, “The chimera was made in 400BC, Mrs Lamerton”.)
More useful substitutions:
- Feigning ignorance/inability –> crumple a chip packet into the microphone.
- My dog ate my homework –> oh no, I have to go, the cows got into the house paddock and are knocking over the antenna.
- Fall asleep in class –> the tractor battery powering the radio ran out of charge.
(These are all real examples and scale well to current technology. For example, we were participating in a group online watch-and-shout-along of The Lady and the Highwayman last night until a possum knocked a fuse off the electrical pole.)